aahahahhahha posted a new post when i jus posted a new post oo" and still haven tell me how u noe d acc D: okay... so whuts thr to improve in d blog? awws. shucks. stinkin yuckish corn with mushroom soup ==" tell me all yer AKAs D: my post will be edited like hell >:D btw why they call u Broken Jawz?
=x nth to do so yea like im kaypo-ing around. heh. whuts MVP? oo" btw at whr u stay does it snow? :D
noone has nice stories? D: boo hoo. yea. thrs stories below this damn thing


*e.g LIKE HERE* STORY(: - pastor told about this story during service?
once, theres a kindergarden cher (teacher) getting the kids ready to go out. but it was snowing. so they have to put all d crap . so like cher now helping a dumb *ss. she tried to help to put on d shoes into d kiddo's feet.
when shes done,
kiddo: cher, you have put my shoes wrongly. (like on the left foot, she put on the right shoe)
so the cher swapped the shoes. then.
kiddo : thats my brother's shoe.
so she took em off. then.
kiddo : my mom told me to wear my bro's shoe.
so the cher was annoyed ( trying not to say vulgars D: and its killing me)
so she put the shoes on agn. then.
cher: now that yer shoes are put on, where are your mittens?
kiddo: in my shoe.
---the end---
*story * from one of my english exam comprehension
in a certain school, there was a kiddo which told to the bully that at 10.30am sharp the bully would kiss his/her feet. (and so, yea ) the bully was angry and chased d kiddo around. The discipline master caught the bully and asked why he/she was chasing after the kiddo.
bully : the kiddo said that i would kiss his/her feet at 10.30am sharp .
then,
discipline master : now it is only 10.15 am. thr s 15 mroe mins to go so why are you in a hurry to kiss the kiddo's feet.
--the end -- bully busted. O_O
*story* -from Lisa oo" yea well, i dun wanna put d names.
there was a girl that was like doing things diff from others. the people dun like her . but shes doesnt care . the next day, she woke up late and rushed to school and half way, there was this honking. there was a truck driving towards her. then a guy drag her outta the road. the girl thanked and the guy walked off. then the girl noticed that guy dropped a bell.when she rang it, thrs no sound. a week later, it was xmas . at night, she walked at a park . and it has those pwetty lights. then she met that guy. yea they intro and blah blah.the girl wanted to return d bell but d guy say giv it to her. then they went delivering pwezzies.yea somehow d bell managed to ring. (p.s. thank god that santa-ish person is not a fat *ss.)
next morning, she woke up wif the bell beside her, still able to ring.
--end?--
*last story* from a pastor during church service agn.
there was a plane going to crash. In the plane, theres a pilot, a 70 yr old pastor, a 12 yr scout, and a smart guy who thinks hes d smartest person in the world in his late 20s. then.
pilot: theres good news and bad news. the good news is that there are parachutes to use to escape. the bad news is that theres only 3 parachutes.
so, the pilot took a parachute and said,
pilot: i have an 80-yr old mom, a wife and 2 kiddos to take care of.
and so he jumped.
then, the smart person came , took sth and said
smart person: im the smartest person and if i die, the whole world would suffer.
and so , he jumped.
then the pastor said to d kiddo,
pastor: im in my 70s. its my time to see my maker. but you still have a long way in life to go.
and just then,
kiddo: theres no need fer that. the smartest man jus took my bagpack down so now theres 2 parachutes left (:
---the end---
and yea, the smartest man died, but not as the smartest. but as the stupidest.
dun tell me this is not longer than yers mr ALKS. >:D
<3 u, me and my buds (:
- ying yu / snowfiakes